...is what I told the artists' alley head honcho after I stumbled off the train around Stupid O' Clock in the morning, bags in tow and douchebag sunglasses in place.
Luckily she thought that was hilarious and didn't throw me out on the spot, even when it turned out that almost everyone tabling in artists' alley completely forgot to register.
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